I ZZ Myers, want to say how I became a Cthulhuhead. I started off as a Baptist, but after years of ritual buggery became bored with the vanilla levels of sex.
I moved rapidly through S and M, and spend a few years as the devoted sex slave of a popular celebrity couple. They introduced me to Cthulhu parties, much like those recently popularized in the Neonomicon.
It was at one of these parties I met with the love of my life, my beautiful and exotic squiddie. I parted ways with my masters, losing a testicle in the process, and settled down to ritual bloodletting with my partner. She taught me everything I know about our dark lord.