They deserved to die | Pharyngula

They deserved to die | Pharyngula.

ZZ Myers:  Now that I’ve begun my missionary trips to various locales, it should be clear to everyone that I’m running a religion.  If that’s not a tip-off, the daily “testimonials” from newly acquired Atheist followers should make people aware of my true intent.

If some of my fringe followers aren’t comfortable with the fact I marked my future victims as blood sacrifices, then I will refrain from making open the drug-induced squid orgy we engaged in with those poor fundies.  That pastor is going to wake up with something foul deeply embedded.  Aah,  I can feel my master’s pleasure at his pain.

By badcalamari Posted in Cthulhu

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