ZZ Myers: Now that I’ve begun my missionary trips to various locales, it should be clear to everyone that I’m running a religion. If that’s not a tip-off, the daily “testimonials” from newly acquired Atheist followers should make people aware of my true intent.
If some of my fringe followers aren’t comfortable with the fact I marked my future victims as blood sacrifices, then I will refrain from making open the drug-induced squid orgy we engaged in with those poor fundies. That pastor is going to wake up with something foul deeply embedded. Aah, I can feel my master’s pleasure at his pain.