Neonomicon: Cthulhu Lives!

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I ZZ Myers, want to say how I became a Cthulhuhead.  I started off as a Baptist, but after years of ritual buggery became bored with the vanilla levels of sex.

I moved rapidly through S and M, and spend a few years as the devoted sex slave of a popular celebrity couple.  They introduced me to Cthulhu parties, much like those recently popularized in the Neonomicon.

It was at one of these parties I met with the love of my life, my beautiful and exotic squiddie.  I parted ways with my masters, losing a testicle in the process, and settled down to ritual bloodletting with my partner.  She taught me everything I know about our dark lord.

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